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Last Updated: 01.07.2025 17:01

share office space ...
Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...
Lost Souls & Butt Holes
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Hysterias & Posteriors
Then came..
No, not a chance
Scientists Just Found an Ingredient for Life in a Newborn Planet System - The Daily Galaxy
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No way
Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives
Have you ever witnessed a remote beach show where hundreds of turtles crawling to the water?
Unacceptable again!
Just Forget it!
Schizoids & Haemorrhoids
I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...
Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)
Oldest human DNA ever found tells the story of a lost branch on the human family tree - Earth.com
Still no good.
Thumbs down again.
Everyone loved it.
'Optical neural engine' can solve partial differential equations - Tech Xplore
Minds and Behinds
Freaks and Cheeks
Nuts and Butts
The Elder Scrolls 6 fans salty over new trailer - GAMINGbible
No go.
Another attempt resulted in ...
So, the docs changed it to read
Et expedita consequatur quam et.
Next, they tried...
Catatonics & High Colonics
Specializing in Odds & Ends.
If gays can get married, why can't I marry my dog or a cheeseburger?
They put up a sign reading
Analysis & Anal Cysts
Loons and Moons
Still no good
So they tried
The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
Tyrese Haliburton reveals he has ‘24/7’ group chat with Cailtin Clark - New York Post
Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones
MAHA kids’ health report misinforms about tonsillectomies and ear tubes - statnews.com